Ooh, the lusty lean-in is a total turn off....

Another sign is, listen to if the guy's starting to sound like his nose's getting stuffed. The cavernous blood vessels in the nose are the same and react in the same way as the cavernous vessels in the mans "asset". So, if blood rushes to his nose, chances are it's rushing to somewhere else too... <giggle>

Hmm, so what's it mean if I almost always have my thumbs hooked on my front pockets. Yes, so much so that I actually wear out that part of my jeans faster than any other. Actually, I'm a little afraid to hear the answer, never mind I asked.

i always leave my zipper down so someone can notice it, see my gigantic bulge, and then say 'hey buddy, your zippers down'

this usually works, except one time the rolled up socks fell out before i got the other person drunk enough

Yeah, the rolled up sock/zipper down trick only works if you're wearing underwear...

*LOL* You almost me had going there ArthurDwayne! At first, I thought you were being serious! The lusty lean-in would PALE in comparison to the sock/zipper trick for sure.....eeeww!

Hmm, so what's it mean if I almost always have my thumbs hooked on my front pockets.

You know what they say about 'idle hands', don't you?

LOL--You guys are killing me!

Thanks for the tips, tho. Should I pass them on to my 17yr old daughter or let her find out herself?

You know, reading this article makes me want to go look at some porn on the internet.

I could agree with the Primal Point, Sensual Touch and Lip Licker (think Homer eating a donut), but the Lusty Lean-In? If a guy is sexually aroused and leaning that close to a women, the woman would have to be feeling a mutual attraction to allow such close interaction otherwise be thought of as some kind of pervert or weirdo.

Yeah, someone invading your private space uninvited definitely makes me think they're weirdos or perverts. Some advice: Enter on invitation only guys!

@dorine1722
Warn your daughter! Guys know some cunning tricks other than just those mentioned above, remember? Giving her a little bit of insider info up front and warning her of their dastardly ways can't hurt, right? <giggle>

Dastardly... I've always liked that word. LOL!

Yeah!! Very Batman'ish, eh?

Wacky Races, haha

You're right! Taaa! My mistake, but the 'dastardly' giggle I was hearing in my head was right on cue!

"Another sign is ... the guy's starting to sound like his nose's getting [stuffy]. The blood vessels in the nose ... react in the same way as the cavernous vessels in the mans "asset".

==>>>this is no joke. that's why when a guy takes Viagra, Levitra, etc., one of the side effects is swelling in the nasal passages.
so this could also mean he took one of those pills. you ladies would have to decide if this is a good [boing!] or bad [he needs to take pills?] thing.
of course, it could also mean he has a cold and will give you his germs.
i'm just sayin'