or even parts of the house to using a totally inconvenient door just because it’s quieter than the closest one.

Using the above anecdote involving my brother, their front door sounds like bank vault door when someone closes it. I cringe every time this happens.
2. Keen Awareness of the Location of Potentially Dangerous Items - I swear

Now that I'm a grandmother I haven't changed. They can drop a bomb outside or sirens can be blaring, I will sleep right through it all. (The bombs never happened, just used as an example), but if I'm sleeping and during a sleep-over one of my grandchildren wakes up, so do I.

Things you never thought about are sacrificed for the 'good' of the 'family'

As the kids age, sex gets quieter.

You long for adult conversation.

Some days all you can say is 'NO"

You look at things within reach as to what they taste like.

You have never been so tired in your entire life.

Formula and cereal tastes awful.

You won't eat cottage cheese anymore.

It's hard to be sexy with puke on your shoulder.

Some days all you can say is 'NO"

So true

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