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The great and terrible laughter of the angel of the one true God makes thy knees tremble, but thou refusest to fall down upon them. For one thing, the shower in which thou showerest is slippery, and the LORD knows it is simple enough to break an ankle or a hip or an arm in the shower without the intervention of an angel of the LORD. Missus Van Metre down the hall suffered this very affliction five months past, and thou hadst to fetch and carry for her from the apartment to the hospital, bear pajamas and the daily mail, as thou art the most young and hale person upon the sixteenth floor and the cry would have been great against you if thou hadst not.…

Thou sayest unto the angel: I am in the shower.

The angel saith: I care not.

Thou sayest: I am naked.

The angel saith: Nakedness is nothing before a servant of the LORD.

Well it is something to man, thou repliest, and place thy loofah before thy shame.

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