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	Woman's Joke

krispian

11-11-2006 8:21 AM

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11-11-2006 8:28 AM

jax twinblade

haha lol!
hillarious

11-11-2006 9:36 AM

lonely_planet

ha, good one!

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</DIV><DIV>A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. 
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 "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly. Make love with him many times a week & satisfy his every whim." 
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 "If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." 
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