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	Limericks of presidential hopefuls

moowny

11-27-2007 2:22 AM

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12-4-2007 1:44 PM

Johanna_G

When you're Hillary, some are obsessed
With your views —but your cleavage, your chest?
A tasteful brief peek
At what's usually chic
When you're running for office: suppressed!

Jane Auerbach

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/f3a73db7-f935-4a9c-afcb-cabec581898e/7072C2E2-D846-495D-BFF8-6BA8102B3448/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071126155948AA2CyeV&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwuMc8SDS7CSqrzwxttSH1eyjKzG2UoDFq5k-&paid=add_watch" href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071126155948AA2CyeV&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwuMc8SDS7CSqrzwxttSH1eyjKzG2UoDFq5k-&paid=add_watch" style="font-size: 11px;">answers.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071126155948AA2CyeV&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwuMc8SDS7CSqrzwxttSH1eyjKzG2UoDFq5k-&paid=add_watch"><DIV class="content">A plastic politician named Romney,
trashed the Massachusetts economy.
He'll change on a whim
Like a snake sheds his skin<BR /><DIV>
How anyone supports him's beyond me.</DIV>
While NY's ex-mayor did serve,
he put on a dress like some perv.
He dumped a few wives, 
No radios-lost lives.<BR /><DIV>
To run, he's got some kind of nerve.</DIV>
A racist ex-Speaker named Lott,
needs money or so he has thought.
He'll get tons more pay, 
if gone New Years Day<BR /><DIV>
A scrupled politician he's not.</DIV>
A candidate, name of McCain,
the last of his ilk with a brain,
alas has no chance 
after doing a dance<BR /><DIV>
with Falwell; what was he, insane?</DIV>
Fred Thompson got in very late.
His acting skills don't much relate
to leading this nation.
With no trepidation
I'd ask his young wife for a date.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071126155948AA2CyeV&pa=FZB6NXXtFWMW0cLWwuMc8SDS7CSqrzwxttSH1eyjKzG2UoDFq5k-&paid=add_watch"><DIV class="content">There once was a mayor named Rudy 
who cashed in 9-11 as political booty
he hired a friend for a job
who had ties to the mob
and never really did his duty</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/7072C2E2-D846-495D-BFF8-6BA8102B3448/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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