Redneck HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


	Redneck HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

swampfoxz

10-23-2007 2:00 AM

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redneck, adt

swampfoxz says:

This works.I use it myself.

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10-23-2007 8:06 AM

roses22

That was funny!!!!!

10-23-2007 4:33 PM

mona

10-23-2007 4:33 PM

LittleRedRidingHood

That must be the cheapest home security system in the world!

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<FONT size="5">HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.keithwhite.us/rnsec.html"><P>
<FONT size="4"> 
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.keithwhite.us/rnsec.html"><FONT size="4">2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and your NRA magazines.</FONT></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.keithwhite.us/rnsec.html"><P>
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3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.</FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.keithwhite.us/rnsec.html"><DIV>4. Leave a note on your door that reads:</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.keithwhite.us/rnsec.html"><P><FONT size="4">
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,</FONT></P><P>
<FONT size="4">I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the
pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up
real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell
from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.
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