Redneck HOME SECURITY SYSTEM


	Redneck HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

swampfoxz

10-23-2007 2:00 AM

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redneck, adt

swampfoxz says:

This works.I use it myself.

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10-23-2007 8:06 AM

roses22

That was funny!!!!!

10-23-2007 4:33 PM

mona

10-23-2007 4:33 PM

LittleRedRidingHood

That must be the cheapest home security system in the world!

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