An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ...


	An Irish priest was transferred to Texas ...

Efrain Alvarado

7-7-2008 9:34 PM

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/afe93561-a010-4f66-8cb6-d8f7e85d1666/6FBDFF73-1DDF-49EA-BB70-0F2AAB6E170B/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.mc348.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&ymv=0&.rand=843765435&midIndex=1&mid=1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c&eps=&prevMid=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk&nextMid=1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs&m=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk,1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c,1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs,1_145606_AKpEv9EAABPmSHHp9A5A1Rb304k,1_146367_AKdEv9EAANcPSHHugwy%2FahKZKaU,1_145046_AKdEv9EAALFpSHHIggok%2FUlZYZ8,1_329_AKZEv9EAAAB5SHGjZwVlwFzeQJs," href="http://us.mc348.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&ymv=0&.rand=843765435&midIndex=1&mid=1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c&eps=&prevMid=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk&nextMid=1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs&m=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk,1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c,1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs,1_145606_AKpEv9EAABPmSHHp9A5A1Rb304k,1_146367_AKdEv9EAANcPSHHugwy%2FahKZKaU,1_145046_AKdEv9EAALFpSHHIggok%2FUlZYZ8,1_329_AKZEv9EAAAB5SHGjZwVlwFzeQJs," style="font-size: 11px;">us.mc348.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.mc348.mail.yahoo.com/mc/showMessage?fid=Inbox&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&ymv=0&.rand=843765435&midIndex=1&mid=1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c&eps=&prevMid=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk&nextMid=1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs&m=1_148789_AKpEv9EAAM9ZSHJ7OAIgGQQ8AZk,1_148204_AKZEv9EAAEVASHJ4pgIV3xD8Z5c,1_146906_AKdEv9EAAHGySHJoaQmqsGvcsjs,1_145606_AKpEv9EAABPmSHHp9A5A1Rb304k,1_146367_AKdEv9EAANcPSHHugwy%2FahKZKaU,1_145046_AKdEv9EAALFpSHHIggok%2FUlZYZ8,1_329_AKZEv9EAAAB5SHGjZwVlwFzeQJs,"><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT">Father O'Malley rose from his 
  bed. <BR />It was a fine spring day in his new<BR /><DIV> Texas mission parish. 
  </DIV><BR />He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a<BR /> deep breath 
  of the beautiful day outside. <BR />He then noticed there was a jackass 
  <BR />lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.<BR /> </FONT><FONT face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2" family="SANSSERIF"> </FONT></STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT"><BR /><STRONG> He promptly 
  called</STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Arial" color="#0000ff" size="2" family="SANSSERIF"><STRONG> </STRONG></FONT><STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT">the local police 
  station.<BR /> </FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff" size="3" family="SCRIPT">    </FONT></STRONG><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="3" family="SCRIPT"><BR /></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT"><STRONG>The conversation went like 
  this:<BR /> </STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Arial" color="#000080" size="3" family="SANSSERIF"><BR /></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#0000ff" size="3" family="SCRIPT"><STRONG>'</STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT"><STRONG>Good morning. This is 
  Sergeant Jones.<BR /><DIV>How might I help you?' </DIV><BR /> 'And the best of 
  the day te yerself. <BR />This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigade's. 
  <BR />There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. <BR />Would ye be 
  so kind as to send a couple <BR /><DIV>o'yer lads over to take care of the 
  matter?' </DIV> <BR /> Sergeant Jones, <BR />considering himself to be 
  quite a wit, <BR />replied with a smirk, <BR /></STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Arial" color="#000080" size="3" family="SANSSERIF"><BR /></FONT><FONT face="Comic Sans MS" color="#000080" size="4" family="SCRIPT"><STRONG>'Well now father, it was 
  always my impression<BR /><DIV>that you people took care of last 
  rites!' </DIV><BR /> There was dead silence on the line <BR /><DIV>for a long 
  moment... </DIV> <BR /> Father O'Malley then replied: <BR />'Aye, 'tis 
  certainly true; <BR />but we are also obliged to notify the next of 
  kin</STRONG></FONT><FONT face="Arial" color="#000080" size="3" family="SANSSERIF"><STRONG>.'<BR /></STRONG></FONT></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/6FBDFF73-1DDF-49EA-BB70-0F2AAB6E170B/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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