The 25 funniest analogies


	The 25 funniest analogies

MrWeather

5-24-2007 11:15 AM

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humour, interesting, knowledge, culture, words

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5-24-2007 11:13 PM

egoldstein

i love analogies...use them all the time to try to make point.

5-29-2007 10:17 AM

MrWeather

To egoldstein:
I love analogies too, like I love your comment.

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