But seriously, this guy has a valid point. Studying women in college is discrimination against men because the use of the term "gender" implies that women are in fact humans as opposed to objects.

It is my firm belief that women must be kept, like valuable baseball cards, in musty boxes in dark closets, to be traded, bartered, or sold on ebay when they acquire sufficient value. Having a "department" at a "university" study women is a threat to my God-given right to marry a 13 year old virgin purchased from a rival clan, and cloister her in my windowless kitchen for the rest of her life. If we take away this right, the next thing you know they're all gonna turn lesbian on us! (Although, I m...

But seriously, this guy has a valid point. Studying women in college is discrimination against men because the use of the term "gender" implies that women are in fact humans as opposed to objects.

It is my firm belief that women must be kept, like valuable baseball cards, in musty boxes in dark closets, to be traded, bartered, or sold on ebay when they acquire sufficient value. Having a "department" at a "university" study women is a threat to my God-given right to marry a 13 year old virgin purchased from a rival clan, and cloister her in my windowless kitchen for the rest of her life. If we take away this right, the next thing you know they're all gonna turn lesbian on us! (Although, I must admit, that would be hot...)

What is more, the study of "women" implies that women exist, which implies that people are created through sexual intercourse. (a filthy lie invented by bohemian secular humanists!) But if we are created through sexual intercourse then that means an exchange of genetic material between two individuals to create a third distinct individual, which means that my genetic content is different from that of the previous generation.

But if each generation has a different genetic make up, then that means that species must change over time! This is a vile lie by "scientists" to promote their "evolution" myth and seduce impressionable young people into the worship of Satan and dinosaurs.

Thank God Mr. Hollander is going to put an end to this slippery slope of discrimination and secular humanism, because I don't want my hypothetical daughter to grow up to be some filthy-hot lesbian who worships a Tyrannosaurs Rex!