Highlights from "Things My Boyfriend Says"


	Highlights from "Things My Boyfriend Says"

ophelia_in_red

7-28-2007 4:45 PM

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humour, internet, relationships, men, women

ophelia_in_red says:

I wish this got updated more often

These are my favourites, anyway.

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</P><P>While snuggling:
</P><P>me: Who loves you?
<BR />e: Megatron.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/"><P class="title">E's financial planning.
</P><P>"You shouldn't buy me things. Save your money for unicorn rides or whatever it is girls spend money on."</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/"><P class="title">Baby, you're an original.
</P><P>"Why are people always stealing my ideas? Like penis in vagina sex. MY IDEA."</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/"><P class="title">Low and lazy.
</P><P>me: Your fly is open.
<BR />e: I'M ADVERTISING.</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com/"><P class="title">Aphrodisiacs.
</P><P>me: You need to watch this show. See how that guy's giving the chick candy?
<BR />e: SIGH. FINE. [grabs empty pretzel bag] Here's some pretzel salt. You lubed up yet? [laughs his ass off] I'm glad you love me, because no one else will.</P></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/6F17CD2C-4AC9-4438-BFC4-4469649A8FB3/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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