Emergency Room Transcripts


	Emergency Room Transcripts

blackroseheart

10-3-2009 4:12 AM

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10-7-2009 8:29 PM

Jorjor

I'm always suspicious about things like this. They usually turn out to be made up, and there are dozens of them from all walks of life.

10-10-2009 6:51 AM

blackroseheart

Fake or not, they're still funny.

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color:#ffffcc;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/34cebc05-e6f7-4ad4-aae2-86f69ceb40d8/6F0B50AF-5277-4E4F-91A4-4640861EE1A2/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75" href="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75" style="font-size: 11px;">people.tribe.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/people.tribe.net/img/02183119-042F-4CA2-8157-4EB0587CC0E2" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>
These are real exerpts from emergency room charts I have typed in the last few years....
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient states he has a history of suicide in the past.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient fell while trying to avoid some falling food in her home.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient was a 58-year-old female, restrained, back-seat driver involved in a motor vehicle accident. 
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient reports that he “smartmouthed” his grandmother and she hit him up the side of the head with a piece of wood.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>Chief complaint: Accidental child ingestion.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient has a note that says she is demented from Dr. Lucas.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient is here for refills of her diarrhea. 
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient complained of a rash on her chest. Upon physical examination it was wiped off easily and found to be lipstick. 
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient states that they took urine from him yesterday and he needs it returned.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>The patient woke up this morning after eating breakfast.
</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://people.tribe.net/ff6b566e-1b84-47a9-b425-d03352fe9472/blog/71eb00f7-5f0b-4caf-88c7-3734ef94db75"><DIV>Aspirin 81 mg x4 was chewed and given to the patient.
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