Five Symptoms of Republican Schizophrenia


	Five Symptoms of Republican Schizophrenia

ratilfar

8-31-2009 1:33 PM

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gop, nuts, fear, anger, hatred, schizo, over, obama

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8-31-2009 4:07 PM

kkcapricorn

8-31-2009 4:18 PM

ratilfar

And all of it is true.

9-1-2009 2:52 AM

darkeforce

Funny how the definition of Schizophrenia seems to fit all conservatives so well; paranoid about government ("
They want our guns!"), seeing reality in bizarre, abnormal ways ("The Free Market will correct itself!"), and delusions ("I have the right to own a gun").

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Apparently, that affliction is now running rampant among supporters of the Republican Party.  As recent polling about conservative beliefs regarding Medicare, taxes, supposed "death panels," President Obama's citizenship and more shows, the crisis of Republican schizophrenia has reached epidemic proportions.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><P>Here, then, are the five symptoms of incurable Republican schizophrenia:</P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><STRONG>1.  "Keep Government Out of Medicare."</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><STRONG>2.  "Barack Obama is a Muslim." </STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><STRONG>3.  "Barack Obama Was Not Born in the United States."</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><STRONG>4.  "Government Death Panels Will Euthanize My Grandma."</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://crooksandliars.com/"><STRONG>5.  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