"Now is that solid or ain't it solid? I mean, except for that fart?"

"It's solid!"

"No little energy atoms with electrons, wantons and morons!"

The president then explained what an idiot Einstein actually was but everyone thought he was smart because he knew a lot of long words.

So you heard it here first. President Barack Hussein Obama has won a special Nobel Prize, replacing and disgracing that egghead, Einstein and his energy theory.

Obama went on to say, "Look we is all mad up of those atoms and electrons...they repel each other...they are racist....its all relative...you know there are 11 other universes...me and Michelle are hoping to retire to one of them."

LOL..Yup, I had a good laugh