CERN admits black hole ripped in space by Large Hadron Collider


	CERN admits black hole ripped in space by Large Hadron Collider

tabsey

5-3-2009 11:41 AM

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tabsey says:

The April Fools Day joke for those who missed it. I found under a pyramid.

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5-3-2009 1:25 PM

CrazyRedHead

5-3-2009 6:27 PM

carrerinyes

The world actually ended on that day, we are all in a dream state...

5-3-2009 11:40 PM

tanyamm

OMG carr you mean I'm really dreaming....

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