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Ruckman Declares Himself to be "DOS 6.11-Only", Riplinger Writes Book on Subject
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5-15-2008 12:34 PM
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.02% of Clipmarks users might find this as funny as I did, but I think this is about the funniest thing I've ever seen.
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5-15-2008
2:40 PM
alanocu
DOS 6.11? maybe back in 1992 it was perfect for what it was...but that was 1992?
I still use DOS commands at a command prompt....when I shell out of Windows XP though....
The dude needs to catch up....
5-20-2008
1:16 PM
Bob Hayton
I agree. Funny, if you've been there. Tominthebox has lots of similarly fun stuff. Check out
http://tominthebox.blogpsot.com
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