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5-14-2009 1:18 AM
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So many questions...
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5-14-2009 1:50 AM
clip-on-tie
Yeah, be advised of those 70 y/o Christian women wrecking havoc on us all as they bake cookies for you. Be especially scared of the 40 y/o car that they bought with their late husband sitting in front of the Baptist church on Sunday.

Evil be-otches will turn your soul to stone.

RUN RUN RUN!!!! So the evil 70 y/o women don't catch you! They will suck the life right out of you.
5-14-2009 1:52 AM
clip-on-tie
What the fuck? Liberals are afraid of cookies now?
5-14-2009 2:15 AM
celestialdancer
Hilarious story... thanks for the laugh
5-14-2009 4:55 AM
chestnut501
clip-on, I sure hope, in fact I'm counting on, your being a very secure individual type of Christian because some of your sistern and brethern here won't approve of your choice of words. It's going to be interesting to see how this plays out. For some reason we don't have the well adjusted Christian or Republican here. What we have instead are people who have put their hate before Christ and their country. They only use Christianity and the Republican party as vehicles in which to deliver their hate. If you are indeed a sane, well adjusted Conservative Christian, you will be most welcomed here, but not by the people you may believe are your friends. Regardless, I kind of like you, but as fa...
5-14-2009 5:00 AM
chestnut501
And along this same line, those people I refer to wouldn't even bring those cookies in the house. They would be totally convinced that they were laced with poison. People who spread poison are always the first to suspect others of doing the same thing.
5-14-2009 8:53 AM
tabsey
Shit Bear. The secret's out. You're a l-l-l-l-l-liberal.
5-14-2009 10:08 AM
bignosemousie
For some reason we don't have the well adjusted Christian or Republican here.
They only use Christianity and the Republican party as vehicles in which to deliver their hate. If you are indeed a sane, well adjusted Conservative Christian, you will be most welcomed here, but not by the people you may believe are your friends.
Chestnut501, who is the one spreading hate? What's with all the labels? I would appreciate you not shoving me into a box and slapping a label on me.
5-14-2009 12:51 PM
chestnut501
bnm, Well you got me there, you are certainly an exception and a good example of what a good Conservative Christian should be. And I know there are perhaps a few others but usually it's the bad ones that leave a lasting impression. I know what you mean about being shoved in a box and having a label slapped on you. That's happened to me right here on CM by, of all people, a few Conservative Christians. The difference being that with me, they were vicious, ugly personal attacks meant to humiliate me.
5-14-2009 5:17 PM
bignosemousie
Do not return evil with evil, or insults with insults. - 1 Peter 3:9
Chestnut, this is hard, but good advice. I try my best to live up to it. Do not let others define you, and certainly do not give your power to them. I'm sorry you felt attacked here at CM, but I know you can rise above it.
5-14-2009 7:00 PM
chestnut501
bnm, Thanks for the encouragement and I will try.
5-15-2009 11:47 AM
dmoonme1
All that crap aside, cute story BBear. Thanks for the giggle.
5-15-2009 4:23 PM
tanyamm
I popped this because it's a cute clip Bear. This is a cute clip Chestnut it's not about you. Get over yourself already.
5-15-2009 5:24 PM
Jorjor
Not eating something left on my step isn't paranoid, it's reasonable caution. If it didn't come from Pizza Man or William Ho's, and it's not handed over in person, it goes out back.

Those cookies? I'd have left 'em for the squirrels.
5-15-2009 6:03 PM
chestnut501
Tamyann, WHAT are you talking about????, I'm in conversations with other people not you.

I hope your not going to start this jealousy thing again. It's really getting old.

5-15-2009 6:11 PM
chestnut501
Gee Bear, Must you keep clipping these emotionally charged stories.????
5-16-2009 11:53 AM
tanyamm
My apologies bear for my comment. Please delete it.
From the sounds of it a neighbour or friend has a sense of humour. What I'd do though is have someone else try the cookies first.
5-16-2009 1:32 PM
BartendingBear
Liberals are afraid of cookies now?
merrie banned me for offering BitDrifter the lollipop I had promised, so I suppose there is a pan-political perspective fear of sweets afoot. As usual, however, the left holds fear based on concrete danger, while the right is simply paranoid.
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