HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029


	HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR: 2029

revenantdm

7-18-2008 1:20 AM

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funny, fake, headlines, future, blog, joke, political satire, social satire

revenantdm says:

OK, I figured an easy way to share a part of an email joke from a dear friend with everyone else. I posted it to one of my blog sites and THEN clipmarked it! I hope you all enjoy it and if you like it you may come back and visit my page ob Soundclick sometime...

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