Foolproof Online Dating Tips for Desperate Guys

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	Foolproof Online Dating Tips for Desperate Guys

bbittner

9-4-2008 3:44 PM

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bbittner says:

This is an old article, but hilarious. Make sure to check out all the tips.

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