Worst office Christmas gifts


	Worst office Christmas gifts

CrazyRedHead

12-24-2007 12:52 PM

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12-25-2007 2:28 PM

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It may be true that it’s the thought that counts, but when it comes to
distributing 500,000 condoms engraved with the company's details - as one
firm did to staff last Christmas - there may be a case for keeping your
thoughts to yourself.
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