Follow these links to all kinds of funny and absent-minded things people say.

Oh, this is like manna from heaven!
"Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
One letter, in one word wrong and we're off!

"...only man can laugh, or needs to; and that if you are in that trade of helping others to laugh and to survive by laughter, then you are privileged indeed." (Chuck Jones)

As indeed you are Grasshopper...very privileged indeed. Thanks for this Christmas present... I love it!