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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/7d685b39-845f-4388-a437-d6bef3db7d58/695B2B94-EB3C-434D-B683-EF5FCB8FD89D/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" href="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox" style="font-size: 11px;">us.f459.mail.yahoo.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><STRONG>What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day"</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><DIV><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>1.  A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><DIV><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>2.  Any food item with the words "diet", "light",  or "high fiber" on the label.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><STRONG>3.  Any video starring <SPAN id="lw_1202771857_0" class="yshortcuts">Sylvester Stallone</SPAN> or <SPAN id="lw_1202771857_1" class="yshortcuts">Jim Carrey</SPAN>.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><STRONG>4.  Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><DIV><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>5.  Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><STRONG>6.  A gift certificate.</STRONG></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><DIV><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>7.  Cash.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><DIV><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><FONT size="2"><STRONG>8.  Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.</STRONG></FONT></FONT></FONT></FONT></DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://us.f459.mail.yahoo.com/ym/ShowLetter?MsgId=8504_96328283_163263_3558_44892_0_3429_70309_1800291006&Idx=4&YY=55240&y5beta=yes&y5beta=yes&inc=25&order=down&sort=date&pos=0&view=a&head=b&box=Inbox"><STRONG>9.  An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"</STRONG></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/695B2B94-EB3C-434D-B683-EF5FCB8FD89D/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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