Cats are notoriously hard to train

Soon you may be able to get your cat to do (in death) what he was too cool to do in life.

So far only the sounds of breathing and purring, but can roll over and fetch be far behind?

Ok this kinda stuff is getting a little too out there. What's next, keeping Grandma by the fire long after she has expired?

Something one would expect the Big Bad Wolf to fantasize

... Lil Red walks in, there's grannie by the fire...
perfect setup.

pounce.

Now if only the BigBadWolf was part of Little Reds tale we'd be all set.

What wolf am I thinking of then, BBW?

"hey there little red ridin' hood
you sho are lookin' good
somethin that any big bad wolf would want "

Actually the bigbadwolf originated in the three little pigs. I've never seen reference to the same in Little Reds story as he is usually only referred to as "the wolf" but there is a chance you're correct.

From the Wikipedia;

The character's best known incarnation is the villain of Walt Disney's animation Three Little Pigs, directed by Burton Gillett and first released on May 27, 1933.

Hmmm, but they also refer to him here but don't specifically call him "big bad wolf" only refer to him comparatively.

An uncomfortable deconstruction of the "big bad wolf" archetype occurs in Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett. In this novel, a rogue fairy godmother, intent on making stories come true, has magically molded a little girl's life to follow the plot of Red Riding Hood.

Right, then.
Nevermind.
Carry on with the huffing and etc...

lol