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MisMatch.com Bachelor #1
Jenee
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11-7-2006 12:13 PM
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,
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http://jenee.net/online-dating-fiasco
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/8e7ff2c3-0e10-4a7c-8872-fe7889b03b00/689D832F-7800-44B3-94C0-6D0DF91D664C/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://jenee.net/match/muslim.html" href="http://jenee.net/match/muslim.html" style="font-size: 11px;">jenee.net</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://jenee.net/match/muslim.html"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD id="viewProfileLeftColumn"><DIV id="pnlPrimaryPhoto"> <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD width="298" align="center"><IMG width="230" height="268" id="imgPhoto" name="imgPhoto" src="http://jenee.net/match/freedom_fighter.jpg" /></TD></TR><TR><TD><IMG width="300" height="1" src="http://jenee.net/match/../muslim-match/muslim-match_files/s.gif" /></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <DIV id="pnlPhotos"> </DIV> <DIV id="pnlLeftColumnUnderPhotos"> <DIV id="pnlOwnWordsContent"> <H2 class="lilacBand"><IMG alt="In%20my%20own%20words..." src="http://jenee.net/match/../muslim-match/muslim-match_files/3446_ownWords.gif" /></H2> <TABLE cellspacing="0" border="0" id="dl_OptionalText"><TBODY><TR><TD><H3>for fun:</H3> I pray five times a day. I thank Allah for his kindness and ask him to grant me the strength to return that kindness to my fellow man. Then I like to blow shit up. </TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD><H3>my religion:</H3> ...is the only religion. Death to the infidels! Ha ha. J/K (or am I)? </TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD><H3>favorite hot spots:</H3> Military checkpoints. </TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD><H3>favorite things:</H3> I love the American cartoon "Calvin and Hobbes." Cartoons of Muhammed, not so funny. </TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD rip-style-backup=""><H3 rip-style-backup="">turn ons :</H3> Uncovered ankles, female suicide bombers (though they're hard to come by and don't stick around for long) </TD></TR><TR><TD><BR /> </TD></TR><TR><TD><H3>turn offs :</H3> Americans, Jews, Christians, Catholics, Buddhists, CIA phone taps, picture day at Abu Ghraib prison. </TD></TR><TR><TD> </TD></TR><TR><TD rip-style-backup=""><H3>last read:</H3> <P>The Koran, of course. </p> <P> </p> <P> </p> <P>Bachelor #1 </p> <P><A href="http://jenee.net/match/amish.html">Bachelor #2 </A></p> <P><A href="http://jenee.net/match/michael.html">Bachelor #3 </A></P></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></DIV> <DIV id="pnlDoWeMatch"> <DIV id="matchMetricsContent"> </DIV> </DIV> </DIV></TD></tr></table></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/689D832F-7800-44B3-94C0-6D0DF91D664C/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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