100 reasons why you are still single Part 3

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	100 reasons why you are still single Part 3

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9-8-2007 6:17 PM

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100 reasons why you are still single Part 3

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/eb7d6b4a-c55a-45da-ba5c-26e4b91e48b2/68787FD7-72D3-41C5-8617-D891A79120FD/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_2.php" href="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_2.php" style="font-size: 11px;">radaronline.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_2.php"><DIV><SPAN class="redSlugInterior">43.</SPAN> Converse with angels</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">44.</SPAN> 
Refer to Target as "Tar-Jay"</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">45.</SPAN> 
Have ever said: "That's sooo Sagittarius"</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">46.</SPAN> Feel most comfortable in Tevas and jorts</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">47.</SPAN> Have a five o'clock shadow, on your ass</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">48.</SPAN> 
Wear a "No Spin Zone" windbreaker</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">49.</SPAN> Cry when you listen to Belle and Sebastian, then, still tearful, blog about it</DIV>
<SPAN class="redSlugInterior">50.</SPAN> Use an electronic device to smoke pot</blockquote><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/images/clip-icon.gif" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_3.php" href="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_3.php" style="font-size: 11px;">radaronline.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2007/08/100_reasons_youre_single_3.php"><DIV><SPAN class="redSlugInterior">51.</SPAN> Call underwear "panties"</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">52.</SPAN> Have more than zero stuffed animals on 
      your bed</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">53.</SPAN> Live by two sartorial rules: pleated, stonewashed</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">54.</SPAN> Display samurai swords in your office </DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">55.</SPAN> Think the energy crisis can be solved 
      with crystals</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">56.</SPAN> Have ever dressed up as a penis or tampon for Halloween</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">57.</SPAN> Own a 60-inch flat-screen plasma television but sleep on a broken futon</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">58.</SPAN> Have taken more than one cell phone picture of your genitals</DIV>
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      <SPAN class="redSlugInterior">59.</SPAN> Close all correspondence with "Prayerfully Yours"</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/68787FD7-72D3-41C5-8617-D891A79120FD/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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