Things you didn't know about your penis


	Things you didn't know about your penis

masbury

3-22-2008 2:03 PM

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science, biology, sex

masbury says:

"His brain is in his dick" partly true

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3-23-2008 8:49 AM

papananook

All very interstin' but what i wanna know is how we can stop the "dick first" foreign policy habit so insanely practiced by "Sneerin'" Dick Cheney and his puppet/insane poodle George?

3-23-2008 8:50 AM

papananook

Had my heart broken but never my penis...ouch!

3-23-2008 10:14 AM

debbyski

I've broken in a few penis's.

3-23-2008 10:38 AM

skwirlinator

Bent but never broken. However it does go into autocast mode if provoked.

3-23-2008 10:39 AM

skwirlinator

your flaccid penis looks bigger than when you're stressed out.

When mine gets really stressed it pukes all over the place

3-23-2008 10:40 AM

skwirlinator

as noted by a French researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner.

WTF? What kind of porn is that?

3-23-2008 5:24 PM

masbury

Yeah, that's the funniest part: "Now hold your breath and do not move. . . "
Who do you suppose these people were?

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