The World According to Steven Wright


	The World According to Steven Wright

swampfoxz

4-29-2008 3:56 AM

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* I went to a general store, but they wouldn’t let me buy anything specific.
* I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out. The weatherman said, “I don’t understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.” I said “Oops . . .”

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