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	Homer Simpson Quotes Part 3

yanksrule

12-24-2006 8:18 AM

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Finally Part 3

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/091122e7-766e-44f4-965c-36fb9f80bfe6/67DCADA0-72B8-4B59-8734-E5F798CB7CA0/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/" href="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/" style="font-size: 11px;">funny.zeeblum.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">All my life I’ve had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
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</P></LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old  people are useless.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God  madder and madder.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says  they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life,  everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here’s the deal: You  freeze everything the way it is, and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is  OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">That’s it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I’m going to clown  college!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">If something’s hard to do, then it’s not worth doing</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m  drunk!</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://funny.zeeblum.com/2006/12/22/50-funniest-homer-simpson-quotes/"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">‘To Start Press Any Key’. 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