The Lost "Beer Summit" Transcripts


	The Lost "Beer Summit" Transcripts

davboz

9-7-2009 10:03 PM

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GATES: Okay, we have been here long enough for pictures, can we go now?
CROWLEY: I agree.
OBAMA: You see, I am the racial healer, I can bring people together.
GATES: I just want to get away from the vice-president.
CROWLEY: Same here.
OBAMA: We are on a role. This is a historical fundamental change in American race relations
BIDEN: If I drink enough of the Jamaican Red Stripe beer professor, will I get a cool accent?

GATES: What the Hell does that mean?

OBAMA: Shut up Joe! Go play on Malia and Sasha’s swing set.

BIDEN: Cool

OBAMA: Sit down Joe. I wasn’t serious about the swing set. Just sit there and be quiet.
CROWLEY: This isn’t going well. Mr. President if you apologize for calling the Cambridge Police Department stupid before you knew all the facts we can all move on.

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9-7-2009 10:06 PM

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GATES: Facts? You want facts. How about 400-years of an African Diaspora…

BIDEN: Diaspor what?

OBAMA: I am actually thinking of this as more of a teachable moment. Not a blamestorming session.

CROWLEY: What are we going to learn?

BIDEN: Isn’t Professor Gates a teacher?

GATES: Let me remind you that I am a distinguished member of the faculty of Harvard University. Where did you go to college?

BIDEN: I went to Syracuse

CROWLEY: Isn’t Syracuse in the Ivy League?

GATES: I beg your pardon.

CROWLEY: That was a joke.

BIDEN: I think I remember seeing ivy on some of the buildings.

9-7-2009 10:09 PM

davboz

OBAMA: Can’t we move on? My Bud Light is getting warm.
BIDEN: I chose Bucklers non-alcoholic beer. It is made by Heineken. How do they remove the alcohol from beer after they make it? I guess I should have chosen an American beer like the rest of you guys.
CROWLEY: Actually none of these beers are American. Bud Light is owned by the Belgians, Blue Moon is owned by MillerCoors, which is a joint venture between Molson and another international company, and Red Stripe is from Jamaica.
BIDEN: You mean Jamaica is not a state?
OBAMA: As I was saying, this is a teachable moment. I learned many teachable moments when I was a Community Organizer in Chicago.
GATES: Yeah! Like not trusting the cops. ...

9-7-2009 10:10 PM

davboz

BIDEN: Listen young man. And Barack Obama is not a Chicago politician.
OBAMA: Joe, eat some pretzels.
CROWLEY: Look sir, this whole issue could have been avoided if you, the president, had not wandered into a local issue before you knew all of the facts.
BIDEN: I know pretzel facts. Pretzels are grown locally in Pennsylvania. That is where I am from.
OBAMA: I guess you two are right about ending this. Let’s get up, everyone shake hands, and smile for the cameras.
BIDEN: Can’t we all get along?
GATES: Don’t get me going about Rodney King.
BIDEN: Who?
GATES: The quote you stated is from Rodney King
BIDEN: Is he related to Larry?

9-8-2009 12:44 AM

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I bet the Beer Summit would have been more successful and less stupid if they had pony rides.

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