I'm fairly certain these are good people but they surely have some strange ideas.

My entire family was like this when I was growing up.

Any dissent was viewed as an assault from Satan, because - DUH - if you worship God and anyone disagrees with you, that person must be influenced by Satan !!!!

I hate the thought of anyone this delusional being elected President. I'm pretty sure we are safe from Huckabee though - I think he has cooked his own goose with his crazy sound bites, along with those squirrels he fried up:

http://www.aolfoodblog.com/2008/01/16/trail-mix-huckabees-squirrel-poppers/

There are plenty of choices we make in life but who we're born to is not one of them. Most of us manage to make it through relatively unscathed (or so I'd like to believe).

As far as Huckaberry is concerned, I've heard many differing views of what his motivation is for staying in the race so long. The conclusion I've reached is that this must have to do with his future political aspirations.

As far as his culinary tastes I'll simply say that I've eaten squirrel once in my life and was not impressed. I couldn't shake the idea that they were nothing more than rats with bouffant tails.