God Furious At Mormon Church


	God Furious At Mormon Church

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8-10-2009 1:47 PM

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8-10-2009 2:04 PM

The Infowarrior

8-10-2009 3:13 PM

smellydiaper

i rank them right up there with the Scientology cult.
Rather follow some dude then the bible. No matter how they twist it.

8-11-2009 10:16 AM

AcesLucky

Why does an eternal being always have white hair?

Two to one if we can look further, he'd have nipples and a belly button. I could go further but nuff said.

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