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Time to go to church.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/434e7476-4f23-4c19-98e5-f8d2d6a5e74c/65E49206-7935-4902-8F25-1308D0798FA0/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Damn_Church" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Damn_Church" style="font-size: 11px;">www.thehumorarchives.com</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Damn_Church"><DIV id="body"><DIV class="neighbours"><A title="Mind Reading" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Mind_Reading"> ← prev </A> | <A title="I'm with stupid" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Im_with_stupid"> next → </A></DIV><DIV> A grumpy old man walks into a local First Baptist Church and says to the secretary, "I wanna join this damn church." </DIV> <BR /><DIV>The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" </DIV> <BR /><DIV>"Listen up, dammit. I said I want to join this damn church!" </DIV> <BR /><DIV>"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?" </DIV> <BR /><DIV>"There IS no damn problem!," the man says. "Looky here, I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money." </DIV> <BR />"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?" <BR /><DIV class="neighbours"><A title="Mind Reading" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Mind_Reading"> ← prev </A> | <A title="I'm with stupid" href="http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Im_with_stupid"> next → </A></DIV></DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/65E49206-7935-4902-8F25-1308D0798FA0/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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