Text Messages that would have been Helpful


	Text Messages that would have been Helpful

revenantdm

5-11-2008 8:15 AM

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revenantdm says:

Love this - posing history and technology and well, it is damn funny!

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<P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">BY <A href="http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/mailto:jas753@nyu.edu">JEN STATSKY</A></FONT></FONT></p> <P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman">yo Abe, r u still going 2 the theatr 2nite? hve a weird feeling bout it, y dont u and mary cum by here instead? dont wnt 2 talk about slavery all nite tho, its my weekend 2 u kno? txt me back
</FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman">hey just wnted 2 give the heads up, CC on way w 3 shps, want 2 colonize u. dont giv n unless u think casinos r gr8. txt me back
</FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman">hey u, horse = greeks. dont let in. did i leave my toga @ ur place? txt me back
</FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman">wut up Romeo, its ur boy the friar. gave ur girl sum shit, not dead. mayb u could giv it 2 her in her sleep tho lol. brunch tomoro? txt me back
</FONT></P><P align="center"><FONT face="times, times new roman"><FONT size="-1">- - - -</FONT></FONT></p> <P><FONT face="times, times new roman">british r cuming, british r cuming, british r cuming. dont feel like goin out 2nite but txt me back 2 let me kno u got this
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