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	The Real Old Testament

laceym

6-9-2007 1:23 AM

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genesis, bible, god, abraham, mtv, real world, religion, humor

laceym says:

Mr. Deity fans should like this.

Also...
The Covenant
Sacrificing Issac

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6-9-2007 2:46 AM

sl0wdjin

Heh...

6-10-2007 3:29 PM

AcesLucky

The Covenant ... Abraham says to the Lord, "you want me to cut off my WHAT?"

This is funny stuff.

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