Dear Mr. Engineer:


	Dear Mr. Engineer:

karokan

2-11-2008 9:25 PM

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karokan says:

I was in stitches by the time I finished reading this. I happened across it while looking for info on a failed smog check. Please read the whole letter as the clip doesn't do it justice.

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Dear Mr. Engineer:
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I am the technician that was unfortunate enough to have been dispatched the repair order instructing me to determine exactly why your piece of shit car wouldn't pass a smog check inspection today.
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I was so pleased when you walked into my work stall and informed me that you were an engineer and knew everything about everything. Your rudeness, blind arrogance and condescending attitude left not a trace of doubt in my mind that I indeed had been blessed with the presence of perhaps the greatest engineeering mind the world has ever seen. 
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You fucking dickwad.
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We at ******** Honda sincerely wish to thank you for allowing us to take care of your service needs, and we look forward to seeing you again. In the meantime, go fuck yourself, you piece of shit.
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P.S. Your garage door opener no longer works. I opened it and changed the code when you went to the bathroom. Kiss my ass.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/32226159.html"><DIV>
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