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	Al Gore Silliness
CrazyRedHead
8-3-2007 6:50 AM
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8-3-2007 10:18 AM
willhelm
Check out the picture of Gore on this page.
8-3-2007 12:59 PM
cniq_cniq
C'mon willhelm, we all know only right wingers can be fascists and despots, right? Left wingers are simply misunderstood martyrs. It is the smear tactics of the VRWC that sully the reputations of great saints like the Goracle, Uncle Mao, Papa Lenin or Nephew Che.
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/1048eae2-4abf-43bf-8da5-8daa121be820/64DC8FFC-CED9-4E61-80CE-3ABA7616BA81/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore" style="font-size: 11px;">uncyclopedia.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/8F2672D8-FD06-4DFE-B3D2-5B2D52F18F8A" alt="Al Gore whining about Global Warming...AGAIN! Take note of the profuse amount of jiggling blubber and flab as he dances" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><B>"Weird" Al Gore</B> was the inventor of the environment and the first emperor of the moon.  Al Gore works part time as a computer programmer and invented the world’s first computer algorithm; which he named after himself, and part time as the right hand man of Satan.</blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><SPAN class="mw-headline">Facts you should know </SPAN></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/B9D24D2E-EBBB-4AAA-9DA3-D34E23EBFB2A" alt="Al Gore won an Oscar for best actor in a science fiction film." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">It is debatable whether Al Gore is a robot or is actually human. However, not even a robot would have sex with <A title="Tipper Gore" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Tipper_Gore" linkindex="65">Tipper Gore</A>.
</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Al Gore postulated the <A title="Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Anonymous-Asshattery_Paradigm" linkindex="69">Anonymous-Asshattery Paradigm</A>, which revolutionized how the world looks at the internet.
</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/4F5FB1C3-2E41-4937-986B-59A3AD9C54EF" alt="Al Gore spearheaded China's communist revolution." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/3290A6F3-E4B9-4C65-BB2C-6F8D08FECCFE" alt="No one wants it now, because GLOBAL WARMING MELTED IT!." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/473B07D5-1EFB-474B-9806-F3391B74795D" alt="The Democratic Party celebrates the election of Chairman Al Gore." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/58B7475B-49DF-49F5-B59C-923A803FA798" alt="Al Gore prays that you won't mention his private jets." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><DIV class="thumbcaption"><DIV class="magnify"><A title="Enlarge" class="internal" href="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Goregaia.jpg" linkindex="112"><IMG width="15" height="11" alt="" src="http://uncyclopedia.org/skins/common/images/magnify-clip.png" /></A></DIV>Al Gore prays that you won't mention his private jets.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/00190458-8627-4F29-9C46-178E1A2C4A82" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/3CD1A695-18B4-453F-BDE2-3582DF4A77E6" alt="Al Gore warning us about the planet Earth." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/560EDF87-1457-4F70-B5C0-AE137777D8AC" alt="Gore suits up to fight global warming." /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/uncyclopedia.org/img/1E719503-FBC3-4989-9692-2B5F3EC5C024" alt="Me wanna smash global warming!!!!  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</LI></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Al_Gore"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Gore once dated Rosie O'Donnell, and Rosie claims that experience lead her to become a lesbian.
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