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In Case of a Terroist Attack
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4-21-2007 4:29 PM
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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/0e76336f-d27e-4e7f-932d-b79f7bd930f7/647890E0-68DC-42FA-9C9B-2CC2AE338AD3/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://www.safenow.org/" href="http://www.safenow.org/" style="font-size: 11px;">www.safenow.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><P align="left"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><DIV>The US government has a website, <A href="http://www.ready.gov">http://www.ready.gov</A>. It's another attempt at scare mongering in the style of the old "duck and cover" advice after WWII.</DIV> The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations below. Enjoy! </FONT></P></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/2F367726-668D-4B3C-99C5-01EACF2B56E6" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you have set yourself on fire, do not run.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/BA9B496F-6D42-434D-BC06-86DA679DF1A5" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you spot a terrorist arrow, pin it against the wall with your shoulder.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/B44D92F1-E6A6-4E49-83D5-7E5136B6D4C5" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/62432A30-2582-463E-AB4C-B277F75C6D46" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with scary eyes, run away now. </I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/CAE35F5A-09FE-4275-96DF-DB0E9AA855BA" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>Try to absorb as much of the radiation as possible with your groin region. The current world record is 5 minutes, 12 seconds.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content7.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/3B2E9F51-A182-44FD-B91B-FF2A38EFC59D" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/D7E5D326-716D-4524-A487-B81253139350" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><table background="undefined" bgcolor=""><tr><TD width="75%"><FONT size="2" face="Verdana"><I>If you hear the Backstreet Boys, Michael Bolton or Yanni on the radio, cower in the corner or run like hell.</I></FONT></TD></tr></table></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><div align="center"><img src="http://content9.clipmarks.com/blog_cache/www.safenow.org/img/792584EF-D64E-446F-AD2D-731C7F4815A8" alt="" /></div></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.safenow.org/"><I>No pyromaniacs admitted.</I></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;"> </td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/647890E0-68DC-42FA-9C9B-2CC2AE338AD3/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>
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