Ya know...when these guys first came to us to gain our trust they presented a united platform of what America is all about. More than that...what our great Nation can be...the place of real dreams for all peoples great and small. They became the Apple-Pie and we ate it up.

With them at the helm how can we go wrong? (Excuse me while I swallow a little vomit back). Well now I know what went wrong...it was the crack...rumors have it...LSD laced crack.

That has got to the only logical explanation for all severe memory loss: "I can't recall saying that..." and the making up the Rules As We Go Syndrome. It explains the blackouts, too: "I don't recall the timeline discussed"....

Ya know...when these guys first came to us to gain our trust they presented a united platform of what America is all about. More than that...what our great Nation can be...the place of real dreams for all peoples great and small. They became the Apple-Pie and we ate it up.

With them at the helm how can we go wrong? (Excuse me while I swallow a little vomit back). Well now I know what went wrong...it was the crack...rumors have it...LSD laced crack.

That has got to the only logical explanation for all severe memory loss: "I can't recall saying that..." and the making up the Rules As We Go Syndrome. It explains the blackouts, too: "I don't recall the timeline discussed".

See, when you smoke crack...it alters you perception of reality. Everyone else around you can see it clearly...but your brain on crack can't.

Crack can make you paranoid. I can drive you into hiding out in the 'Bush'.

It also makes you think you are above that law...this is called "the Invincibility Theory"...most teenagers suffer from it as a growing process.


For teens on crack the only source of help may come in the form of an intervention from concerned individuals in their life.

For grown ups who are hitting the crack pipe while in high office it is called "IMPEACHMENT". That is the technical term for an American Intervention.

Just say No.
Click here to help the Dick get off the crack pipe.