What I learnt at the finishing school


	What I learnt at the finishing school

Rashid Malik

11-15-2007 3:37 PM

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Rashid Malik says:

Ummmm! Where is that school?

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11-15-2007 11:56 PM

raven714

We have them all down here in the south. lol

11-16-2007 6:22 PM

vicven

Christ!!! Thanks to God that's not real life!.

11-17-2007 4:21 PM

Rashid Malik

Why vicven?

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