RONNIE WOOD FINALLY SLOWS DOWN


	RONNIE WOOD FINALLY SLOWS DOWN

tabsey

7-15-2008 11:01 AM

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He would spend up to three weeks without sleep, constantly looking for new holes to put cocaine into.</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ronnie-wood-finally-slows-down--200807151095/"><DIV> "His only respite would be the hourly break to drink absinthe and have dangerously acrobatic sex with nine of the women queuing outside the hotel."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ronnie-wood-finally-slows-down--200807151095/"><DIV> The source added: "There's only so long you can keep that up before your body says, 'enough is enough - it's time to drink nothing but vodka and stick to one teenager at a time'."</DIV></blockquote><div style="height: 2px; font-size: 2px; background: #dcdcdc; border-bottom: solid 1px #f5f5f5; margin: 2px 4px;"></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/ronnie-wood-finally-slows-down--200807151095/"><DIV> Another close friend said: "For Ronnie this is a bit like taking up gardening or golf.</DIV></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/6326E5CF-E1C9-457B-BB4A-3D6D8A80DFF9/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content6.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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