US Government to Bail Out Christmas


	US Government to Bail Out Christmas

ColoradoRight

12-11-2008 11:17 AM

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christmas, easter bunny, government, taxes, bailout

ColoradoRight says:

Inside Treasury, some officials privately worry that such a precedent could result in the nationalization of Santa Claus, leading to similar calls for help next year from the Easter Bunny and even Valentine's Day. Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson personally concluded, however, that "Santa Claus is too big to fail."

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