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	The Road Runner Rules

dakotayii

10-12-2008 11:14 PM

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dakotayii says:

" beep,beep" - my ass

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10-13-2008 8:00 AM

carrerinyes

10-15-2008 12:34 AM

Efrain Alvarado

I always rooted for the underdog.

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<div style="margin: 12px 0px; font-family: arial; color: #333333; background: #ffffff; border: solid 4px #e5e5e5; width: 100%; clear: left;"><div class="CM_CTB_Content_Wrap" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;background-color: #ffffff;"><div style="border-bottom: solid 1px #dcdcdc; white-space: nowrap; margin-bottom: 8px; background-color: #eeeeee ;background-image: url(http://clipmarks.com/images/source-bg.gif); background-repeat: repeat-x; height: 24px; line-height: 24px; vertical-align: middle; padding-bottom: 4px; color: #666666; font-size: 10px;" ><a href="http://clipmarks.com/clip-to-blog/" title="see clips that are hot right now"><img src="http://content.clipmarks.com/blog_embed/6d99bd44-ceaf-4dc1-bc5d-728d6e4d34f4/61537199-496D-4323-8065-C554956816C6/" alt="" width="19" height="19" border="0" style="vertical-align: middle; margin: 0px 4px; display: inline; border: none; float:none;" /></a>clipped from <a title="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner&oldid=244435059" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner&oldid=244435059" style="font-size: 11px;">en.wikipedia.org</a></div><blockquote style="text-align: left; padding: 0px 8px; margin: 4px 0px 8px 0px; background: transparent; border: none;" cite="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wile_E._Coyote_and_Road_Runner&oldid=244435059"><li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going "beep, beep".</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">No outside force can harm the Coyote -- only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The Coyote could stop anytime -- IF he was not a fanatic. (Repeat: "A fanatic is one who redoubles his effort when he has forgotten his aim." —<A title="George Santayana" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Santayana" linkindex="273">George Santayana</A>).</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">No dialogue ever, except "beep, beep".</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Road Runner must stay on the road -- for no other reason than that he's a roadrunner.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">All action must be confined to the natural environment of the two characters -- the southwest American desert.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">All tools, weapons, or mechanical conveniences must be obtained from the Acme Corporation.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">Whenever possible, make <A class="mw-redirect" title="Gravity" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity" linkindex="274">gravity</A> the Coyote's greatest enemy.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The Coyote is always more humiliated than harmed by his failures.</LI>
<li style="margin-left:16px;padding-left: 0px;">The audience's sympathy must remain with the Coyote.</LI></blockquote></div><div style="margin: 0px 6px 6px 4px;"><table style="font-size: 11px;border-spacing: 0px;padding: 0px;" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tr><td style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;">&nbsp;</td><td align="right" style="background:transparent;border-width:0px;padding:0px;width:107px" width="107"><a href="http://clipmarks.com/share/61537199-496D-4323-8065-C554956816C6/blog/" title="blog or email this clip"><img src="http://content8.clipmarks.com/images/c2b-foot.png" border="0" alt="blog it" width="107" height="17" style="border-width:0px;padding:0px;margin:0px;" /></a></td></tr></table></div></div>

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