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Hottest First Lady In U.S. History?
CrazyRedHead
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1-4-2008 11:24 AM
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1-4-2008
1:08 PM
Jorjor
Elizabeth Kucinich beats Jeri Thompson hands down.
1-4-2008
9:48 PM
laceym
I vote for Mrs. Kucinich
1-4-2008
10:03 PM
reimers
My vote is for French President Nicolas Sarkozy's girlfriend Carla Bruni
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