 merrie says: "Failure to do so may condemn these men to empty lives filled with cheap, messy casual sex with slovenly 20-year strippers, who will leave their exotic knickers laying about everywhere." The study also showed that opposite-sex households where men perform cleaning chores led to positive attitudes among both partners. Women in these households were more 8.2 times more likely to report short-term feelings of satisfaction during or immediately after their partner's performance of toilet scrubbing, vacuuming or dishwashing. Men were also seen benefiting from equitable housework sharing. Study males reported significant decreases in screaming, browbeating and violent threats when engaged in housework, with a majority indicating a sense of either contentment or quiet resignation. Anecdotal evidence from study participants supported the findings. "When Ian keeps ahead of the laundry, I find it really helps keep the relationship healthy and the hospital visits at a minimum," said Sarah Pilcher, 37, a study participant. “Isn’t that right, Ian? I SAID, isn’t that RIGHT?” “Oh, yes, definitely, dear,” agreed her husband Ian, 38, bolting to attention in the midst of a silent gaze through the window of their spotless home in Luton, Beds. “It’s hard work sometimes, but I know Sarah appreciates it. Especially when I polish the glass on my testicle jar.” “I shudder to think what this place would look like had I not married Sarah. I reckon it would be such a disgusting mess from the pizza cartons and empty beer bottles, I would probably be down at the pub, drinking a pint with my mates, watching a football game,” he added, bursting into tears. [[i]ed. note: cross poste...  and lol @ merrie! |
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