"Either way, when it comes down to it, equal rights should always trump politics in my book. The "right of two adults who share a loving relationship to join together to establish an officially recognized family of their own—and, if the couple chooses, to raise children within that family—constitutes a vitally important attribute of the fundamental interest in liberty and personal autonomy that the California Constitution secures to all persons for the benefit of both the individual and society."

As a sinister, mustache-twisting feminist left-wing pagan-lesbian arch-villain who's life ambition is to destroy the institution of marriage and create nation-wide mandatory incestuous bestiality (which in my case would ironically involve sleeping with Rick Santorum) I have to say...

Gay people getting married is the last thing I want! I mean come on here people! Remember? We're trying to destroy the institution marriage? All this love and commitment is making me a little uncomfortable!

Listen people, we need to get back on track here! The only way this won't totally derail our plot is if all the gay people now get divorced as quickly as possible! That, or if the Republicans win.

Oh, and by the way, no offense to sinister mustache-twisting feminist left-wing pagan-lesbian arch-villains, you know I love you all. (And yes, I mean you Karl / Karlie, who fixes the breaks on my motorcycle!)

Anyway, everyone knows you guys throw the best parties!

Gay people getting married is the last thing I want! I mean come on
here people! Remember? We're trying to destroy the institution
marriage? All this love and commitment is making me a little
uncomfortable!

Hahahahahahha,
Who wants to ruin hot gay sex with marriage eh? Oh Lordy, that was funny OW.

As a sinister, mustache-twisting feminist left-wing pagan-lesbian
arch-villain who's life ambition is to destroy the institution of
marriage and create nation-wide mandatory incestuous bestiality (which
in my case would ironically involve sleeping with Rick Santorum)

Dammit OW! I can't stop laughing!

Yeah, mustache twisting lesbian arch-villain, that's me!

The picture on clipmarks is a little, um, old. (And I mean that in the pre-operative sense of the word.)

I now look like Snidley Whiplash with boobs. Ironically this causes me to occasionally be mistake for certain prominent Republican AM Radio Commentators.

I now look like Snidley Whiplash with boobs

Damn OW! That sounds hot . . .
Quit turning me on so early in the morning! I haven't had breakfast yet!
hahahahhahhahahhaha; stop it.