"He has taken various steps to boost output, including putting more state-owned land in private hands and pushing for salaries to be based on productivity.'

(resorting to Capitalism to increase production) Why don't we learn a lesson from this??

They can also wipe their arses with the state run newspapers.

Tell'em to just use one sheet like Sheryl Crow recommends

LOL, Clip on tie.

Cubans receive a subsidized food ration from the government each month that they say meets their needs for about two weeks.

That probably works out well. Or not.

If government declared War on Bad Plumbing, they would
start by tearing down the house.