Top 14 Signs Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet


	Top 14 Signs Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet

skwirlinator

11-9-2007 7:11 PM

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# Your female iguana's eyes are always bloodshot and your browser history shows thousands of visits to GEICO.

# Your goldfish IMs you to change the damn tank filter.

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11-9-2007 7:11 PM

skwirlinator

#

and the Number 1 Sign Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet...

# He keeps looking in the mirror and squawking "L33ty Bird!" "L33ty Bird!"

11-9-2007 11:19 PM

coconutshell

The badger badger bdager one.....

mushroom mushroom.......a snaaake a snaaaake

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