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	The Six Stages Of Email

debbyski

7-1-2007 7:08 AM

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7-1-2007 10:23 AM

jbm125

Boring, boring, boring.

7-2-2007 1:29 PM

zasel

What I wanna know, pursuant to stage 3, who is this person who sneaks into my room while I am asleep and measures my penis? And more importantly, why do they feel that everyone on God's green earth needs to know that I could use male enhancement?

7-2-2007 10:08 PM

kelvin273

Yeah. Sometimes I do wonder if Ron Jeremy gets those "male enhancement" e-mails.

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