Male bathroom rules - Use of urinals


	Male bathroom rules - Use of urinals

kwonsu

4-21-2007 12:53 PM

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4-21-2007 2:20 PM

thisnamecantbetaken

What a lot of rules to remember just to be able to pee! Amazing....and they that say women are weird. Geeez!

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11.  Given a string of unoccupied urinals, you must choose one on the
outside.  When one outside urinal is occupied, use the other side, then
middle.  Avoid standing directly next to somebody at all costs.
For example, given seven urinals, here are acceptable configurations:
     X......    (X == occupied, . == empty)
     X.....X
     X..X..X
     X.X.X.X
     XXX.X.X  &lt;-- These are only acceptable when significant
     XXX.XXX  &lt;-- "privacy" dividers are available.  If the
     XXXXXXX  &lt;-- urinals aren't divided, use a toilet.
12.  Always look at the wall.  Looking down means you're obsessed or
don't know what you're doing.  Looking at other people is threatening.
13.  Flushing is optional.  Over time, the water will become a rich
orange.  At this point, flushing is mandatory.
14.  Don't start unzipping until you're protected by the privacy of the
urinal.  Don't step back until you've closed your pants again.
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