Well then.

Add this to the tinky winky and barney conspiracies and I think we are on to something. Let's invade a country based on this dossier! whooooooot!

But the thing is, Barney really IS evil and the Teletubbies are the love-kids of Barney and the other green dinosaur, I can't remember her name...

^^ Baby-Bop?

But I like Mario!