Maybe the real-life Shawshank Redemption guy and bank robber "hero" have been reading this.

lol great clip

lol, Yeah, that list can go on and on. Good real world clip.

maybe going to prison isn't that bad...

Some might argue that when you're at work, at least you get to drink coffee when you like...

HA! I can safely tell you that as someone who has spent a considerable amount of time in prison (working there not serving time!), it's the last place you ever want to end up!

I do like the 'all expenses paid' idea though!